+ Services

Brutal Clarity. Bold Strategy. No Bullshit.

Whether you’re a startup looking to launch or a brand that’s lost its edge — I help you get clear, sharp, and relevant fast.

Brand Brutality Session.

A 1-hour raw, honest, and strategic brand roast.


Get unstuck, gain clarity, and stop wasting time guessing.


€150 | 1 hour | On Zoom

A strategic roast to fix your brand in one call.
This is not a feel-good session. This is where I give you direct,
clear advice on what’s holding your brand back — and exactly how to fix it.

What you get:

  • 1-hour Zoom session

  • 3 core action points

  • Loom follow-up (recorded feedback summary)

  • Optional: Visual review of 1 asset (+€150)

For:
Founders, marketers, and creatives who are stuck, lost, or just tired of fluffy feedback.

Price: €150
Delivery: Live on Zoom + recorded follow-up

Fast-track your brand positioning in 10 days.


Perfect for startups or rebranding teams that want direction without the agency fluff.


€2200–€3000 | 10 days | Deep-dive

A full strategic deep-dive, fast.
Most brands struggle because they build without clarity. In this 10-day sprint, we define your position, your story, and your difference.

What you get:

  • Positioning Statement

  • Brand Story + Messaging Core

  • Audience Profile + 3 Value Pillars

  • Visual Moodboard (optional)

For:
Startups, scaleups, or rebrands.
Investors trying to make their portfolio brands clearer.
Anyone who wants direction without an agency’s price tag.

Timeline: 10–14 days
Price: €2200–€3000
Delivery: Google Doc, PDF, Loom, or Notion — your pick

Your on-demand creative strategist.


A monthly retainer for brands, agencies, or CEOs who want sharp strategy and creative thinking at their fingertips.


€2500–€3500/month | Limited spots

Your creative strategy partner — on-call.
You get consistent, honest, senior-level advice, creative ideas, and fast feedback across your branding, campaigns, and team decisions.

What you get:

  • 4 Strategy Sessions/month

  • Unlimited async feedback (WhatsApp, Slack, Loom)

  • Quarterly brand audits

  • Option for campaign or pitch feedback

  • Option to join internal meetings for strategy reviews

For:
Founders, CEOs, CMOs, agency owners who want strategic firepower without hiring full-time.

Price: €2500–€3500/month
Minimum commitment: 1 month (trial) or 3 months
Limited availability.

+ Need Brutal Clarity?

If you’re looking for someone to decorate your deck with jargon, I’m not your guy.
But if you want clarity, structure, and sparks — let’s go.